by Denis Kennedy #2518
Well well, after confessing last year that 2009 would be my last, here I am again! This darn race just grabs you and will not let go. Every year there seems to be a good reason to run again, like it being 2010, part of the world cup soccer festivities or the 85th running of the mighty race. Who needs a reason, we run because we can and being part of the toughest ultra race in the world in the best country in the world is good enough for me.
So, once more we will go wondering in the hills of KZN after getting through the dreaded “dead” week before the race, where the training is over, you are fit to go, desperately trying not to get flu and probably grumpier than usual. Just sit it out and do not try and see how fit you are by playing touch rugby or soccer, you will get injured.
Many of you would have read my tale before, but a refresher course does no harm and you need to be suitably scared of this race.
Firstly, here is some stuff I have learned about Comrades:
- About 400 000 athletes have successfully run Comrades over the years, of these less than 200 have won and less than 2000 have achieved Gold (top 10) . About 7-8% of the field achieve silver (sub 7:30) with 50% of the field finishing in the last hour. But keep in mind, in the 2009 run, about 25% of the starters did not make the 12 hour cut-off and we know of at least two heart attacks on the day. Warning: approach with caution
So, for most of us, Comrades is not a race, it is an adventure of the mind, body and spirit.
It is about the smells, sights, sounds, thoughts, finding yourself, cursing yourself, experiencing self inflicted pain, taking your body and mind to places you never dreamed of and above all enduring memories.
If you approach Comrades a little overweight, a bit undertrained, slightly scared and understanding that the day is very personal (you are not running for your family or anyone else, that is just BS) and is a pure self indulgent adventure, you will have a good day and have a precious Comrades medal that you earned the hard way.
- No-one apart from you actually cares about your finish time.
- You will read this quickly but Comrades is a long, long road so do not think that the brief descriptions I use are any reflection of the distance or time or lack of pain.
- Unless you are an Olympic standard walker, it is not possible to walk Comrades within the cut-off time.
- The average healthy person who has trained for about 4 months and covered about 1000k’s in training should finish within the cut-off time. But,
- You cannot wake up one May morning and decide to run Comrades in a few weeks with no training. It won’t happen.
- It is quite possible to run Comrades on nothing but Coke and water. I have very successfully run 5 or 6 Comrades on Coke and water only diluted 60/40, taken every second feeding station. To me the lesson is that you should consume only what you have trained with and take care not to consume too much fancy stuff.
- I have never eaten solids on the run and do not know of anyone who does (apart from Wendy who eats jelly babies). Your body simply cannot take solids due to the prolonged jostling of your innards and its natural tendency to void the stomach and bowels as your body re-directs its resources to your muscles. This is also why Comrades runners tend to pay a lot of attention to what they eat and drink in the days immediately preceding the run. (and also why distance runners visit the bushes)
- You will be sore during and after the run, particularly on the down run, everybody is. Do not take pain killers on the run if you can avoid doing so, although many, many athletes do. This is because your body is stressed enough and probably dehydrated, without adding to the kidney’s task of dealing with more chemicals.
- You will recover quicker if you do not take pain killers on the run
- You will have one or more bad patches; every runner has them from first to last. Accept that this happens but know also that you will recover, just keep moving forward
- You will seriously consider giving up sometime along the route, usually in or around Pinetown on the down run. Be strong, dig deep, the feeling passes
- Massages on the run from the well intended therapists actually do not help apart from the respite during the rub. To me you feel worse afterwards, so save them for the finish
- The occasional walk is normal and good. We have even seen some gold medallists walking up the dreaded Polly Shortts, so walk briskly if you need to; most of us do.
- Never, ever, race up or down a hill that has been given a name
- Always have a plan B, sometimes a plan C is also needed!
- There is no such thing as an easy Comrades; it is tough and it hurts.
- About 50% of the field finishes in the last hour, so hang in and avoid the bail bus
- Make friends and chat to the spectators, it helps a lot.
- The recovery drink of choice post Comrades comes in a can or bottle and is amber in colour! Enjoy
Now then, to the Big C
If you decided to run the Down as your first Comrades because it is easier, WRONG! Here is why:
- The down is about 2K longer than the up
- The start of the down is usually desperately cold, minus 2c or 3c
- The down start is narrow; dark and more congested than the up so you can lose significant time in the first 10K
- The first half of the down run is a very tough marathon with lots of hills (up ones that is) and is certainly not “down”
- The pain of the down particularly in Pinetown is horrible and you will learn the meaning of “jelly legs” whether you want to know or not.
- The last 15 or so K’s are on the motorway, hot, long, boring, no spectators and you can see the sea on each rise.
- The after race pain is a great deal more severe than the up run. This will be cemented in your mind on the morning after when you go to the loo – firstly you cannot get down, but desperation helps, then you cannot get up without a long suffering mate giving you a hand (with your undies around your ankles) If you still do not believe me, try walking down the aeroplane steps when you fly home, you will find it easier, if somewhat embarrassing, to walk down backwards. Chill, you deserve it! Sore is good.
- If you have not had a pee within 24 hours of the run, go straight to the hospital. Not kidding, go now; your kidneys are not happy.
So, to the race
1 C minus 3 (days)
The training is done; nothing more you do now will improve your fitness or your time. You will just get injured or tire your legs if you run now. Your body needs recovery time. Many runners are so hyped up at this point and need to be doing something so will stupidly play football or touch rugby. This is the best way to get injured; because you are fit and hyped, you tend to push too hard at whatever you are doing. (In 2008 I was in full Iron Man training and entered a Mountain Bike race for something different. I was way too fit for my skill level as I am a rubbish mountain biker and went too fast down a technical hill, crashed, broke my arm and that was the end of iron man) So, here is list of things to do on this day:
- Increase carbohydrate intake.
- Increase water intake.
- Stop all alcohol (Except for Mark who knows for sure that a day without beer is a wasted day)
- Eat only what you would normally eat, preferably fresh and uncooked, other than increasing Carbs. Avoid all take-a-ways and fast foods like pies and stuff.
- If not normally eaten, avoid energy bars and all dairy products
- Have a good massage by a sports masseuse (or masseur for the girls)
- Stay away from people if possible, colds and flu will be around, so if you have to meet someone, ask about them having a cold, they will understand.
- This is the day I start my Carbo-load diet and for me is the time to mentally fine tune the race; from preparation to start to all the target points and times and of course crossing the line on time feeling like a champion.
- Tell your seconds what your (realistic) times are at various points. There will be a timing mat at half-way from which your supporters can get your times via SMS. Tell them to multiply your half way time by 2 and add 1 hour by which time you will be having your first beer on the field at the finish. Unless of course you blow completely! If this happens, do NOT look for the bail bus, it is not a nice place. Fight on and you will finish, you will not be the first to walk the last 30k’s nor will you be the last.
2 C minus 2
For reasons best explained by the experts your body tends to operate in a 48 hour cycle, particularly in athletes. What you do and eat today will impact more on race day (2 days time) than the immediately preceding day, so:-
- This is a critical day
- See one above and continue in the same vein, but rather “graze” all day much as a cow would do, as opposed to having a big meal. Marie biscuits and banana bread are great for this type of grazing, chocolate is not!
- Your largest meal should be a late lunch rather than dinner. Water intake must be such that despite all the vitamins, your pee is totally colourless and transparent
- Do not run, and if you need to, walk around the block easy
- Rest is best, feet up, read a book, watch a video take your mind off the run.
- Go to bed early and relax as much as possible. You should feel full and well hydrated with no aches and pains
- Beware the virtual cold or sore knee at this time. Many runners, including me, get virtual flu around now. Your nose is sniffy and your throat scratchy and you are convinced that you will be unable to run. Unless you are actually coughing with a deep wheezing chest, ignore it and believe that it is just that, a virtual cold, you will be just fine at the start.
- The only time to properly assess if you are too sick to run is when you are at the start at 05h30 on May 30th, not before; so stop worrying.
3 C minus 1
This is always a long day, which drags, rest as much as possible, avoid walking on the beach as it strains your Calves/Achilles Tendons, avoid diuretics such as alcohol, tea and coffee.
- Go and register if not done so already and feel the Comrades vibe. Look around the museum and the expo. You will surely recognise some of the worlds great distance runners
- Watch what you eat as today can do more harm than good from a dietary point of view if you are not careful. You can negatively influence your run rather than contribute to it, by getting an upset tummy, or diarrhoea or overeating/drinking
- Graze most of the day; drink a lot (of water!)
- Last big meal at lunch time
- Set out all the stuff you will need in the morning; clothes with your numbers pinned on, Vaseline, sun block, cap, watch, running chip, dark glasses, throw away T-shirt, shoes, plasters, gels, and breakfast.
- Pack your bag to leave with your seconds or to place in the tog bag truck. Remember, if you have a slowish run, it will be cold at the finish, so take a towel, change of clothes, tracksuit, a pair of sandals with open toes as you may well have blisters or black toe nails (Comrades is not for sissy’s!) and you will have to walk to the car. (This is actually harder than you could imagine).
- Despite having the best seconds in the world, I still prefer to send my tog bag with the tog-bag truck, so that I know for sure it will be available whenever I finish. The finish is probably more stressful for your seconds than it is for you; with limited parking, blocked roads, a field full of athletes broken and bent, tents and fences and bridges and things, and if you have a slow one, it will be dark as well, so they may not be where you need them and at least you will have your post race gear while you await them.
- Agree precisely where you will meet your seconds. The finish is a very crowded place. Tell our seconds that whatever time you finish, you will wait at the designated spot and they must find you. If you are not where you should be, they must go to the medical tent
- Set two alarms
- More mental racing and preparation. Know that you will go through bad patches and you will be sore, everyone is. But believe, because it is true, that you will get through the bad patches and you will only be sore for a few hours. Remember it hurts more and forever if you give up just because of a few aches and pains.(Pain is temporary, regret is forever)
- Sleep may be difficult, no matter! Sleep tonight is not important, rather than toss and turn, watch a video or read.
4 Getting to the Start
All hotels and most B&B’s are very Comrades friendly and put on a good pasta dinner the night before, a buffet breakfast at 04h00 and most will take you to the start if needed, do not stress about it just organise all this the night before. The best place to stay if you can afford it is the Protea Hotel a few 100 meters from the start as you can stroll out the hotel to the start and have your very own loo.
- The Start is a very stressful time for first time or inexperienced athletes.
- Eat as soon as you get up to allow for digestion. My favourite pre-Comrades meal is 2 slices of toast with honey, 1 banana and a cup of strong black coffee with honey, but eat what you have planned.
- Be liberal with the sun cream and the Vaseline (you will chafe in places the sun never shines)
- Pietermaritzburg can be truly cold at 5am so put on one or two long sleeve throw away tops and wear gloves or old socks on your hands, it is THAT cold. Do not wear clothes that you will have to carry. You will be warm by about 10K and cannot carry tops and things for another 80K there is too much else to worry about
- Get dropped off as near as possible to the start about 04h30 to 04h45.
- Take your tog bag to the truck and hand it in.
- Use the toilet if needed. I try to avoid these smelly places if at all possible, there are many toilets and trees along the road
- Grab some water; there will be refreshment stations before entering the pens and listen out for the minor birds who make an incredible racket as they are woken up by the noise and lights and seem quite annoyed at all the activity
- I always carry a bottle of diluted carbo-load drink with me for the first 10k’s as the tables are busy and crowded. This also helps psychologically as I feel that I am still “fully loaded” after 10k’s
- Get into your pen about 25-30 min before the gun. Despite the organisers best efforts there is usually a crush at the pen entry points. Runners are stressed and anxious and push and shove and climb the fences. Go with the flow you will get in before the gun, as with about 15 min to go, all pens are opened and the athletes surge forward to the line as if they are migrating bison in the Serengeti. The entry gates free up and you can join in. This is not the start so chill for a bit more
- In the pens there will be more space, so relax and above all take in the atmosphere. If you can find a place to sit, do so
- Remember that being stressed out or cold simply uses energy, and you will need every bit of all your energy later in the day. Try to keep calm and warm. Take deep slow breaths and chat to the runners around you, you will likely see them later in the day.
- The start at Comrades is extremely emotional, stretching nearly a kilometre, surrounded by 12 000 odd athletes all fit and ready to go, with a common purpose:- get to the finish in one piece and who cares about the time, it’s the medal that matters; the smells; colours; banners; TV camera’s; nervous tension; banter and sheer terror pervades all, with “Chariots of Fire” playing, the National Anthem sung by the choir, ShoshoLosa ringing along the field and so on. I defy any first timer (or old timer for that matter) not to have a tear or two. This is your day!
- When the cock crows, start your watch, this gives you a few added seconds. In fact I start my watch a minute before based on the town hall clock which you should be able to see, you forget about this minute along the way and if you happen to be chasing seconds to achieve your goal, you suddenly remember the bonus. Check your watch after the first K or so as it is often bumped off in the crush and you will need to re-start your time.
5 The Gun goes off
- Comrades is a gun to mat race, so actually crossing the start line is only for timing chip notation, not for start times, but the finish mat is for finish times.
- The down run is congested and slow and can be frustrating.
- Do not try and push through for the first 1-2 k’s use them to warm up, it will be dark so take extreme care with your footing, there will be many discarded bottles, T-Shirts, black bags, water and so on.
- Weaving in and out the crowds is pointless, you will make little progress and simply waste energy.
- Having regard to the above, however, do not dawdle; you can waste up to 20 minutes crossing the start line and up to the first 10k’s if you get stuck with the slow runners pace. Get into your rhythm as soon as practicable and keep an eye on the pace/time. If you are planning a steady 5min/k you should do the first 10k in about 55/60 minutes. (65/70 min for the sub 9 hour runners). This will easily be caught up later so not to worry.
6 First bit
- The road is narrow and twists and turns in the dark. Watch your footing and go with the flow, the road is not smooth.
- As it starts getting less dark you will reach the top of Polly’s at about 7 K. Treat her with respect because on the up run she will surely take revenge. This is a good place for a pee which you should need if you have hydrated properly.
- You will be warming up and tempted to start discarding clothes. Keep the tops on as believe it or not it gets colder as you descend into the valley to cross the little white bridge near Ashburton. It has been known to drop to minus 5 or 6 in this valley
- The first climb up the back of little Polly’s, you should be running easy and it is less crowded. Rather than chasing time concentrate on getting your rhythm and you can offload the excess clothes.
- The sun will be rising and there are great views over the misty valleys
- Down little Polly’s under the motorway and past the Lion Park turnoff. You will smell the Chicken farms even if you do not see them
- Pop back under the motorway and a short sharp biting hill, on to Umlaas Road the highest point on the run where there is a big board (19 down 70 to go phew!) Do not be fooled that does not mean it is downhill after this! Back under the motorway
- Meander through Cato Ridge and Camperdown. Good support, mainly flat but some undulations. There is always a refreshment station in Cato ridge manned by a religious group (you may need some divine help at this point and they willingly oblige with a blessing).
- You should be feeling good, in your stride and enjoying the cool morning
7 Second quarter
- Coming out of Cato Ridge once again under the motorway past the Nagle Dam turnoff and on to the start of the Harrison Flats. Done 32 only an ultra left, easy?
- A pretty flat and somewhat boring section with no spectators. Draw some power from the overhead Eskom lines
- Running easy and relaxed, you should be well into your pace and making up a bit of time (but careful, not too much)
- As you come off the flats, a series of down hills, you will come to the sports centre. (Watch for local kids trying to nick your hat or glasses). You are in the heart and soul of KZN.
- Here is my favourite place in Comrades, let me tell you the absolutely true story about the Ethembeni home for physically disabled children.
Wanderer’s Club runners (of which I am a proud lifelong member), together with our neighbours and friends from the Rocky Road Runners club, have a quiet secret, about which we never really speak. On the Comrades marathon route, at the foot of the mighty Inchanga, near the land mark of Bayat’s Store is a school for physically disabled children from the local community called Ethembeni. In the mid Nineteen Eighties, my mates and I and a couple of guys from Rockies, used to carry with us as much cash as we could afford and dish this cash out to the Ethembeni kids as we passed by, every one of whom was physically disabled. In those early years, the school was a few mud huts with no water or electricity, where the kids lived, ate and were schooled. Their equipment was pathetic with broken wheelchairs, sticks for crutches and so on. Yet, every race day, these kids and their minders lined the side of the road and cheered, shouted and clapped (some with no hands still clapped their little stumps like mad). We runners slowed and handed out the cash to the kids, some in wheelchairs, some with no legs or crippled grotesquely by polio, some with no arms, and then proceeded to thank our maker that the only thing wrong with us was sore legs and exhaustion.
You see, we could stop and end the suffering, those kids could not.
Anyway, after a few years, the Comrades Marathon Association became aware of what we were doing and made the Ethembeni School one of the charities that they (and of course the runners) supported each year. Then when the country was freed, the Nelson Mandela Foundation also became aware of what both the Comrades Association was doing and what the runners were doing and adopted the school. Nowadays as you run past, the kids still have no hands or legs or are horribly misshapen, still cheering like mad, but all have proper equipment, uniforms and a great brick school with water and electricity and beds and teachers and food and stuff.
We still say thank you for our legs and for the sheer ability to run every time we pass by and know for certain that one little act of thoughtfulness by an unknown runner lead to all this. You see each of us, even by running, can and do make a difference
- After this you just breeze past Bayat’s Store and are half way up the first Inchanga climb before your eyes are dry.
- Up and ever up, you are on the mighty Inchanga, long and steep and lonely. Is this really the Down Run you may ask?
- DO NOT RACE UP THIS HILL. In fact no hill with a name is raced in Comrades either up or down – this is one of those
- You have a long way to go and climbing the longest, steepest hill is just plain stupid. It does end eventually so keep grinding your way up and over.
- Whilst I do not race up these hills, I make a point of passing someone on every hill, even if they are crawling and I am walking, I must pass someone (and steal their energy!)
- The organisers of the London Marathon usually man a table at the top, think about doing it one day, after Comrades a little marathon is piddle sticks
- Plunge down the other side, you have not succumbed to the Mighty Inchanga, feel proud.
- There before you lies Drummond, half way but no medals yet
- Comb the hair, do your make up; there are lots of TV cameras and great spectators and timing mats, and balloons and stuff. Enjoy the moment
- Check your time. A nine hour runner should be at halfway in about 4h15, (about 5 hours for an 11 hour finish and 3h33 for a silver runner) much more and you will be chasing; much less and you will hurt later on. Rather be marginally too slow (vs. your planned finish time) than too quick.
- For every minute you pass halfway faster than planned, you will lose at least 6 minutes in the second half. Believe this it is true
- As far as I know there has never been a Comrades winner who also went through halfway in the lead.
- The rule of thumb is to double your halfway time and add 30 minutes for a nine hour runner; 60 minutes for an 11 hour runner and 20 minutes for a silver.
- Negative splits are for the great runners only us mere mortals very rarely achieve negative splits on Comrades, although girls more often do this than boys (I think it is the testosterone thing!)
8 First half of the second half
- Just past Drummond is a little white bridge and the start of a long; long; tough; steep climb of about 8K’s. You will be forgiven if you thought this was a down run. No one told you that Drummond is in a deep valley?
- This section has many twists and turns and is often pretty cold in the shade
- Along this stretch is the famous wall of honour where Comrades finishers place their names and numbers on plaques built into a huge wall. It is so important to some, that several former athletes have had their ashes placed behind their plaque so they may forever watch Comrades; such is the nature of this mighty race.
- Shortly after the wall is a niche cut out in the rock on the right side of the road heading to Durban. This is Arthur’s Seat, where Arthur Newton, the first winner of Comrades, sat and rested during his long training runs. You will see tributes placed in the niche and legend has it that if you greet Arthur on the way past, you will have a safe and comfortable second half. Hey, you got nothing to lose so keep the tradition!
- You will pass by the large Alverstone Radio mast high up on your right. This is where the TV commentators are based and from where the entire TV coverage is managed and controlled
- Look out for the Rob Roy hotel on your left (a great pub)
- Eventually after a long grind (remember to keep the head up and the arms pumping to ease the strain on the legs) you pass Kearsney college with the uniformed boys cheering you along to the top of Botha’s hill (they pronounce it strangely there)
- Easy does it down Botha’s, this is where you start damaging your legs
- After taking a hammering to your quads, yet another climb out of the village but with good support, lots of noise all the way through Hillcrest
- Past the Inanda dam turn-off (Duzi paddlers know the dam well) and back under the motorway into Winston Park, 56 done only 32 odd left, easy, we’ve all done lots of 16 milers (that’s 32k’s) in training.
- Three quarters behind you one quarter to go, start digging the race is about to commence.
- For the newbie’s who have run Oceans or one or more of the other ultra’s; those races are like a Sunday School picnic compared to what you about to go through, this is where the hurt starts and you find out if you are a man or a mouse.
9 The final Quarter
- Ease into Gillits. Great support and note the neighbourhood rivalry. (One year there was a sign that said to keep Kloof clean, spit in Gillets!)
- This section is relatively flat and fast, cruise along happily, criss-crossing the motorway.
- Some nice pubs in this area for afters
- Look for the last refreshment station in Gillits (just before you get onto the Motorway in Kloof) it is always manned by formerly abused girl children who stay in a protected environment in the area, supported by Comrades and the runners. Thank your maker that you did not have to endure their suffering
- Running high and easy slight down through Kloof (The locals pronounce it as if they had never heard Afrikaans before)
- Off the motorway, back on and then you are on top of Fields Hill. In the valley lies Pinetown
- I would rather run up Fields after 22 K than run down Fields after 65K. Again, take it VERY easy going down Fields, it is long and steep and for logistical reasons has no watering tables, so is also hot and dry
- If you even think of trying to make up time running down Fields you will pay dearly very soon afterwards and all you might have gained will be lost 3fold
- Left at the bottom and onto the flat of Pinetown. Jeez, what happened to my legs? If you are inclined to cramp this is where it is likely to happen; so take whatever precautions you need before you get there. (I have ended up in the storm water ditches on the left with both quads and both calves cramping, boy it’s a long walk from here to Durbs)
- You have just found out about the fundamental difference between the up and down runs, it’s all in the Quads (note to self for the next down run, do more cycling or leg raises in the gym)
- The run through Pinetown is actually pleasant once your legs have stopped wobbling. Tip: keep jogging on the jelly legs; do not stop whatever you do, they will recover.
- Amazing crowd support, lots of noise, the race has started; everything up to now has just been to soften you up for the real racing
- At the end of Pinetown, darn, another hill. This is Cowies and there are camera’s at the top so shape up. You will not be alone walking up here, rent a mate and chat your way up, it is pretty steep but not so long.
- Then comes a great stretch of gentle downhill through shaded ‘burbs and cheering crowds. Here you can make up a lot of time if you have the inclination and the juice.
- Two climbs to come, but first an endless pull along the motorway with little support and lots of heat. It is easy to lose it on this stretch, keep going it actually does end (eventually!). Dig deep and repeat the childhood mantra of the Little Red Engine: “I think I can; I’m sure I can; I know I can: I will”, over and over until you get through.
- This stretch is where boys become men and the girls usually go tripping past. Never mind Iron Man or the Double Century or Duzi or Kilimanjaro, Comrades is the toughest one day endurance event in the country and probably the world (I know I have done these events as well).You will learn plenty about yourself around this time and will have to dig deep into your very sole to get through. You will be sick of Coke, the water will taste bitter and you know that if you have one more gel you will vomit. Suddenly you actually could care less about times and pace and beating your mate, this is about survival and little else matters
- If you push through, the rest will become easier as you move down the road. Stick to the plan. Think of how fortunate you are to have the mind, body and soul needed to even take part in this race and be grateful that you can experience the greatest race on earth. The pain goes away and you will be left with good memories.
- At about 9 to go (yes single figures) you hit the Polly’s of the down run, 45th cutting. Not really what you need or want at this point. Head down tunnel vision and get up as quick as you can!
- A nice down after 45th to recover and pick up a bit of time lost on the walk up, then right under the motorway and immediately left up the on ramp. I bet you never realised how steep on-ramps can be? This is a real nasty, short and sharp, 7 to go.
- Gentle down, but at this stage up, down, flat, round who cares, you are sore and tired and grumpy and it is embarrassing walking downhill?
- Last hill coming up, Toll Gate (yip it was a toll road back in the day) with a watering point on the right of a left hand bend. They could have put it on the left it would be a bit shorter! This is just your sense of humour failure, hustle over the top.
- 5 to go you can see the stadium- all downhill from here; expect some wind in your face. It feels like a gale but is not, just power on.
- Over the curved bridge into Durb’s; 2 and bit to go along Pine street. Gosh never knew this street was so long!
- Left into Walnut plenty of support, through the barrier fencing, a quick right and left. It is strange how you cannot lift your feet high enough to get onto the pavement? Never mind they usually build a ramp to get onto the pavement, you see the organisers have been there done that.
- Into the stadium, but be very careful not to relax in this final stretch. Many runners collapse on the grass within site of the finish as they mentally relax and the body seizes and cramps. You are not finished until you cross the line, then you can collapse
- Smile for the finish photo’s looking like you just had a quick walk, cross the line. Cry if you want, most first timers do.
- Take the medal (the smallest and puniest looking medal you will ever receive, but boy it means a lot), hang it round your neck as it is too hard to carry and say thank you, you have just run Comrades; something very few in the world will do and your personal achievement that can never be taken away. Enjoy every second, but never ever say you have conquered Comrades, it will come back and bite you one day when next you run feeling a bit too confident.
bb. This would be a good time for pain killers washed down with a few cold ones
After my first run, which was a down in 1986, I threw my shoes out the window, told my wife I had done what I needed to do and was ready to move on. Then, you know, the next day, well maybe, done the down, surely you need to do an up run as well otherwise you are incomplete as a runner. Be careful, because Comrades grabs you and I am about to do my 21st run
Denis is a distance running and tri-athlete coach with www.mytrainingday.com and represents South Africa in his age group for long distance triathlon.